lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

spookyprogrammer:

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imma need like a few days to process this i’m

It’s like the dynamics of racism in America summed up in three short youtube comments.

asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

retiredjesus:

when someone really attractive in school looks at uimage

bestdad2013:

how to bargain with your parents

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you