maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

reblog if ur a rebel

republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt

humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

foodchewer:

tragic

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me