gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

jakemalik:

my plans for new years:

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

fulfillments:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

youngstate:

u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

webmails:

a snake live there ?

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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